The team you had in last year’s pool will win it all.
After his overrated, under talented Duke squad has its ass booted right out of the tournament in the second round, Coach K will make a gracious post-game speech which will impart a life’s lesson.
Despite his best efforts to put it behind him, Coach Bobby Knight will not be able to help himself in bringing up the incident of a decade ago when some smarmy little University of Indiana punk had the temerity to greet him with, "Hey, Knight."
CBS announcer, Jim Nantz, will read, in sickingly obsequious fashion, the Masters’ promo, "A Tradition Like No Other", at least three hundred times over the course of the next two weeks.
CBS announcer, Billy Packard, will vehemently disagree with a call that goes against an ACC team.
The distasteful verb, "drooling" will be used on several occasions apropos the effect that Oden and Durant have on professional scouts.
Studio show commentator, Clark Kellogg, will no longer be able to contain the intense personal hatred he harbors for fellow studio show commentator, Seth Davis, and Davis will be badly wounded in a brutal on-camera assault.
A lower seeded team will win two games, thus garnering the nickname, "Cinderella Team".
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