Wednesday, March 7, 2007

"24"

Well, I hope you saw it . . . cause I'm just right now pickin' my jaw up off the floor. That crazy SOB, Jack, went ahead and cut that Russian's pinkie right off, clean as a whistle. After that, the Russian was more than happy to tell Jack everything he wanted to know about Gredenko's nefarious plans. Unfortunetly, after getting the information, Jack walked right into a concussion bomb, and now the Ruskies are holding him as a prisoner at their embassy.

If Powers Boothe does not win some kind of special Emmy for his over-the-top, scenery chewing performance as the Vice President, there should be a recount.

And as for that saucy Englishman on Sunday night . . . Jack had the guy’s daughter brought to the quarantined hotel where the Englishman had let loose the deadly virus, and Jack told his people to put the daughter in the hotel, and that saucy Englishman tried to hold out, but knew that Jack was going to do it, so he was only too happy to tell Jack everything he wanted to know about where the other vials of the virus were being stored.

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