THE EMMITT SMITH DEBACLED

During the Depression, the ol' St. Louis lefthander, Dizzy Dean, was the target of criticism from school teachers, for his use of the word "ain't" during Cardinals' radio broadcasts. Summing up the situation perfectly, the ol' lefthander, said, with what one must assume was a wry smile, "A lot of people who ain't sayin' ain't, ain't eatin'."