Saturday, February 16, 2008

Decision, 2008: A Correction

On February 14, 2008, this site published Grant "Gopher" Jones' column, which stated that Senator John McCain, if elected to the presidency, would issue an executive order allowing the military to confiscate all porcelain used in residential indoor plumbing in order to build a two mile high porcelain statue of himself.

We have received the following letter from the McCain, 2008 campaign:

"Although it boggles the imagination that any thinking American could possibly believe the ludicrous allegation regarding the construction of a porcelain statue, which was carried by your site on February 14, 2008, please be advised that the story is false. Only in the fetid sewer of internet political rumor-mongering could such an absurdity take root."

When contacted, Grant "Gopher" Jones stated that he is standing by his sources.

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