It grieves me, gentle readers, to relay to you that this column was "on-air" less than three hours, when the ugly charge of plaugerism was haphazardly lobbed at your humble correspondent by a West Coast critic. In the particular, I was accused of attempting to mimic the stylings of one Steve Harvey, late of the now defunct UPN's "The Steve Harvey Show" and currently, I believe, doing an early morning radio show out of Chicago. After some reflection, I will be responding to these baseless charges in more detail.